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Shiny New Cardboard High - (Watermelon Sugar High Song Parody)

June 14th, 2021

Sorry. Sorry Harry Styles. But sometimes an idea takes shape without your control..

Browsing Boardgaming,
On a summer evenin'
Watching playthoughs all night long.
I want more gaming
That unboxing feelin'
The rulebooks' wonderful and warm
Breathe it in, breathe it out
I don't know what this boardgame all about
I'm reading the rules out loud
I don't know if I could ever go without
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard
Solo gaming on a summer evenin'
Hope it changes end of June
I want group gaming,
With that human feelin'
If you've washed, it's up to you
Breathe it in, breathe it out
I'll play them all but I have my doubts,
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
I just wanna back it, I just wanna buy it
Shiny new cardboard high
Peel off that Shrink wrap,
And start some sleevin'
Coz greasy fingerprints are wrong
I want stretch goals
Buyer's regret I'm feelin'
I don't know if I could ever go without
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard high
I just wanna back it, I just wanna buy it
Shiny new cardboard high
I just wanna have it, I'm not going to play it
Shiny new cardboard high
Shiny new cardboard

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